June 2012
May 2012
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
This is how I do homework →
benistubig:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
GPOY
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
Benefits of being Beyonce: you're a god
me looking at basically any picture of me: why
How I want to be cheered up if I'm down.
zombiepeas:
jolly-dolly:
egifany:
I can take this one right now.
I needed this.
